yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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