I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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