Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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