i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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