this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
