I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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