I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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