i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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