S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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