she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
whose ass print is on the piano?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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