This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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