When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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