come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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