so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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