Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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