if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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