i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
