what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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