i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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