I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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