You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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