I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize
