somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
there is puke in my bra ... again
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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