Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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