I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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