I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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