That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My liver just had a heart attack.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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