I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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