I heard we made out
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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