You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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