this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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