But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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