Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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