Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
