you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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