So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Text me some of your sweat
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