I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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