Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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