it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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