just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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