Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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