doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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