The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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