Pappa wants mamma naked
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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