actually, I'm a sock model
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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