do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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