I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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