we're chasing vodka with high fives
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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