i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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