I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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