I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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