So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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