the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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