How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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