life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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