sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
