she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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